Privacy Policy

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Last Updated: October 26, 2025 Tenere Consulting LLC Dba Fuck Yes Express ("we," "us," or "our") operates the website fuckyesexpress.com (the "Website") and is committed to protecting the privacy of our customers and visitors. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, disclose, and safeguard your personal information when you visit our Website or make a purchase from our online store. By using our Website, you consent to the practices described in this policy. This Privacy Policy complies with applicable laws, including the Florida Digital Bill of Rights (FDBR), for residents of Florida, as well as other relevant state and federal regulations.

1. Information We Collect: We collect information that you provide to us directly, information collected automatically, and information from third parties. The types of information we may collect include: 

a. Personal Information

• Contact Information: Name, email address, phone number, billing address, and shipping address when you create an account, place an order, or contact us.
• Payment Information: Credit card details, billing information, or other payment-related data processed through our secure payment processors.
• Account Information: Username, password, and preferences if you create an account on our Website.
• Customer Support Information: Details provided when you contact us for support or inquiries.

b. Automatically Collected Information

• Usage Data: Information about your interactions with the Website, such as pages visited, time spent, and clicks.
• Device Information: IP address, browser type, operating system, and device identifiers.
• Cookies and Tracking Technologies: We use cookies, web beacons, and similar technologies to enhance your experience, analyze Website performance, and deliver personalized content. See our Cookie Policy below for details.

c. Information from Third Parties

• We may receive information from third-party partners, such as analytics providers, advertising networks, or social media platforms, to improve our services or marketing efforts.

2. How We Use Your Information: We use your information to provide, improve, and personalize our services, including:

• Order Processing: To process and fulfill your purchases, including shipping and payment processing.
• Customer Support: To respond to your inquiries, provide assistance, and resolve issues.
• Website Improvement: To analyze Website usage and optimize performance and user experience.
• Marketing and Promotions: To send you promotional emails, newsletters, or targeted advertisements (you may opt out at any time; see Section 7).
• Security and Fraud Prevention: To protect against unauthorized access, fraud, or other illegal activities.
• Legal Compliance: To comply with applicable laws, regulations, and legal processes, including the Florida Digital Bill of Rights (FDBR).

3. How We Share Your Information:

We do not sell your personal information to third parties. However, we may share your information in the following circumstances:

• Service Providers: With trusted third-party vendors (e.g., payment processors, shipping companies, or analytics providers) who assist us in operating our Website and fulfilling orders. These providers are contractually obligated to protect your information.
• Legal Obligations: When required by law, such as in response to a subpoena, court order, or other legal process.
• Business Transfers: In connection with a merger, acquisition, or sale of assets, your information may be transferred to a successor entity.
• With Your Consent: When you explicitly consent to sharing your information.

4. Your Rights Under the Florida Digital Bill of Rights (FDBR)If you are a Florida resident, the FDBR grants you certain rights regarding your personal information, including:

• Right to Know: The right to know what personal information we collect, use, and share about you.
• Right to Delete: The right to request deletion of your personal information, subject to certain exceptions.
• Right to Correct: The right to correct inaccurate personal information.
• Right to Opt-Out: The right to opt-out of the sale or sharing of your personal information for targeted advertising (note: we do not sell your information).
• Right to Non-Discrimination: We will not discriminate against you for exercising your rights.

To exercise these rights, please contact us at [Your Contact Email] or [Your Phone Number]. We will verify your identity and respond within the timeframes required by law (typically 45 days).

5. Cookie Policy: We use cookies and similar tracking technologies to enhance your experience on our Website. Cookies are small data files stored on your device that help us:

• Remember your preferences and login details.
• Analyze Website performance and user behavior.
• Deliver personalized content and advertisements.

You can manage your cookie preferences through your browser settings or by clicking the "Cookie Settings" link on our Website. Note that disabling cookies may affect the functionality of the Website.

6. Data Security: We implement reasonable technical and organizational measures to protect your personal information from unauthorized access, loss, or misuse. However, no system is completely secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute security. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account credentials.

7. Your Choices

• Marketing Communications: You may opt out of receiving promotional emails by clicking the "unsubscribe" link in our emails or contacting us at [Your Contact Email].
• Cookies: You can disable cookies through your browser settings or our Website’s cookie management tool.
• Do Not Track: Our Website does not currently respond to "Do Not Track" signals, but you can manage tracking preferences via our cookie settings.

8. Third-Party Links: Our Website may contain links to third-party websites or services. We are not responsible for the privacy practices of these third parties. We encourage you to review their privacy policies before providing any personal information.

9. Children’s Privacy: Our Website is not intended for individuals under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If we learn that we have collected such information, we will take steps to delect it. Please contact us if you believe we have inadvertently collected information from a child under 13.

10. Data Retention: We retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes outlined in this Privacy Policy or as required by law. For example, we may retain order information for tax and accounting purposes.

11. International Users: Our Website is operated in the United States and governed by U.S. law. If you access our Website from outside the U.S., your information may be transferred to and processed in the U.S., where data protection laws may differ from those in your country. By using our Website, you consent to this transfer and processing.

12. Changes to This Privacy Policy: We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in our practices or legal requirements. We will notify you of significant changes by posting the updated policy on our Website and updating the "Last Updated" date. Your continued use of the Website after such changes constitutes your acceptance of the revised policy.

13. Contact Us: If you have questions or concerns about this Privacy Policy or our data practices, please contact us at:

Tenere Consulting, LLC
Niceville, FL, 32578
Email: hello@fuckyesexpress.com

For Florida residents exercising FDBR rights, please include “FDBR Request” in the subject line of your email.